I do not care about the amazing, life changing sale that Home Depot was having. And I could not care less about the features on you’re new smartphone that you drool over and how you will spend the next few months at your aching desk job paying for them only to spend an overall couple hours using them. I do not want to hear
about your neighbor’s new car
or your struggles in deciding which shade of green to paint the bathroom
or how the next episode of America’s Got Talent will change your life
or the economic balance of which cache shorts you should buy
they all look the same shade of beige.