At the good Walgreens, the telepathic parking lot light scans your windshield caressingly. It plays with the good citizens until they think its daylight. These nomads can’t tell time straight, much less tie their Adidas sneakers tight. Well I wear my shoes slip-on and I can read time fine thank you much and while Walgreens may have a very fine selection of every iconic American brand of  toothpaste you can think, they don’t stock the right color green, so Walgreens is no place for me, I prefer the good Rite Aid.